New stuffed animal I want

I got the idea from the xbl pet you can have. I want a ticker stuffed animal from Gears of War, one that makes the little EEEEEEEE tick tick tick noise too. It would be so epic, and I would sleep with it at night (does that make me a disturbed person?) While I was playing Gears of War 2 the other day I realized how adorable they are in a disturbing way, before they explode on your face at least.

I found some figurines but i'm not an action figure person. I want a stuffie!