Fox's top ten reasons why video games are better than significant others

1. You can turn them on whenever, with just the push of a button.
2. You don't have to be seen with them in public if you don't want to.
3. Call of Duty: Black Ops won't get jealous of Halo Reach when you play both of them on the same day.
4. If you get bored of them you can go to the store and trade them in for something better/new no drama attached.
5. A game isn't offended if you take it out once and then never do again *cough* The Witcher *cough*
6. You can turn them off whenever you are tired of them.
7. You can create save points, so if you fuck up you can just reload instead of having an argument about something.
8. My keyboard/controller never sweats when I hold it.
9. When I want to sleep, the video games sit quietly on their shelves and don't snore or talk.
10. See 1 and 6. They never try to turn you on when you aren't in the mood.